May I just say, LOL?

theweekmagazine:

In which one Twitter user apparently finds out the pie-thrower was her ex-boyfriend.

(via newsweek)

My favorite quote:

“Although we’ve traditionally dedicated 97 percent of our resources to other important services such as contraception distribution, cancer screening, and STD testing, this new complex allows us to devote our full attention to what has always been our true passion: abortion,” said Richards, standing under a banner emblazoned with Planned Parenthood’s new slogan, “No Life Is Sacred.” “And since Congress voted to retain our federal funding, it’s going to be that much easier for us to maximize the number of tiny, beating hearts we stop every day.”

Conclusion:
A hipster is just a Brooklynite who wishes they were from Minnesota because it’s “more real,” while genuine Minnesotans are exempt from the label.

A detailed explanation on MN’s hipster status.

minusmanhattan:

Hitler reacts to the death of Osama Bin Laden. 

Because these are ALWAYS hilarious.

«found here»

iteeth:

Indexed.

Washington City Paper Staff Memo on Stewart/Colbert Rallies

I love Heineken, and I love The Onion.

am-neubs:

sportspage:

justcallmebecks:

thegreg:

joemuto:

Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman on the kiss-cam at the Lakers game last night.

(via)

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

This just cracks me up!