Take a picture of me over here. I finally have a reason to join Instagram! People are gonna be like, “Food, food, cat, food, nails, nails, murder?!
-Max, Two Broke Girls
Yet still more questions for you, judgers: Does Bed, Bath and Beyond really require a 16-month pre-registration? Do people actually like shiny vests under rented jackets? Why do committed friends of committed friends not know how to talk to me since there isn’t a relationship to ask about? Are chocolate fountains real? Why do women in long-term relationships stop wearing high heels and start dressing like my fourth grade music teacher? Why do I have to make plans with you four weeks in advance? Why are you so tired all the time?
From “An Open Letter to People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle.”
-By Cleo Plagg
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
—Charles Bukowski (via wordpainting)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
On this day in 1776, the Declaration of Independence was signed in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, by 56 delegates of the Second Continental Congress.